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  <title>you! yes you! give me a blowjob now!</title>
  <subtitle>awwww common i promise i will return the favor</subtitle>
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    <name>ristan</name>
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  <updated>2008-04-19T07:56:04Z</updated>
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    <title>hey everyone</title>
    <published>2008-04-19T07:56:04Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-19T07:56:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i am back! hope everything is alright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- ristan</content>
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    <title>check them out!</title>
    <published>2006-01-20T09:38:49Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-20T09:39:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p align="center"&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/celebritease"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.theboysrepublic.com/Celebritease/celebriteaseblinker.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ristan:87156</id>
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    <title>oh my god!</title>
    <published>2005-12-01T12:07:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-01T12:07:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">these boys shorts by strhess clothings are sizzling hot? anyone owns them? hehe ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/ristan76/strhesspanties.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;</content>
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    <title>ristan @ 2005-01-26T14:08:00</title>
    <published>2005-01-26T06:06:43Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-26T06:06:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/ristan76/friendsonly.jpg"&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ristan:44914</id>
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    <title>awwww!</title>
    <published>2005-01-04T10:43:04Z</published>
    <updated>2005-01-04T10:43:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">the ruddest chatter on AOL goes to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ooopsss there are too many i cant name it all ... isnt it sad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;have a nice day.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ristan:25697</id>
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    <title>hmmmm</title>
    <published>2004-09-25T05:20:53Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-25T05:20:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table style="font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"&gt;&lt;form action="http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074688600" method="POST"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan="2" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Love and Sex With Your Friends by dannygrl0129&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="armored_username" value="ristan" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Sex&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;select name="Sex"&gt;&lt;option selected="SELECTED"&gt;Male&lt;option&gt;Female&lt;option&gt;Not Sure&lt;option&gt;HELL, YEAH!&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Favorite Color&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="Favorite Color" value="blue" size="20"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Love of your life:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;harkavy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Best sex of your life:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;___sexii_bitch_&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Will make you come 1000 times:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;jezebeiie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Will break your heart:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;coupleofsluts&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Best Kisser:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;ismellskanks&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Best cuddler:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;rub_mah_nipplzz&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;You secretly dream of:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;ladyxanthes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;But this person dreams of you:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;pleasuremachine&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#333333" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #FFFFFF;"&gt;Will handcuff you and screw you silly:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#DDDDAA" style="border: 1px solid black;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #000000;"&gt;fuckxthatxshit&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="un" value="dannygrl0129"&gt;&lt;input type="hidden" name="meme" value="1074688600"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;font size="-1" color="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memegen.net/"&gt;&lt;font color="#DDDD88"&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>warning!</title>
    <published>2004-09-17T08:29:39Z</published>
    <updated>2004-09-17T08:29:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Here's a virus being e-mailed to lj users and it looks like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear LiveJournal user,&lt;br /&gt;We have recently noticed that you haven't updated your LiveJournal in awhile. If you would like to keep your LiveJournal account, you must sign in within the next 24 hours.&lt;br /&gt;You may sign in at: {link removed}&lt;br /&gt;Failure to sign in within the next 24 hours will result in account termination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DO NOT OPEN THIS LINK! IT'S A VIRUS!&lt;br /&gt;Please, post this in your personal journal and in your communities, even if it's off-topic for the community. This is very important. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and remember DO NOT OPEN THE LINK!</content>
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    <title>hmmmm</title>
    <published>2004-08-21T13:17:44Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-21T13:17:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">hey bitch why are you so quiet? guess what, im still here ... lol</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ristan:17780</id>
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    <title>another update!</title>
    <published>2004-08-21T04:33:16Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-21T04:33:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">its surprising there are lots of&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;people in here ... not all though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;have a fucken great weekend everyone. and dont forget to bitch about me ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love ya!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:ristan:17506</id>
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    <title>another update!</title>
    <published>2004-08-21T04:32:52Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-21T04:32:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">its surprising there are lots of&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;people in here ... not all though.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;have a fucken great weekend everyone. and dont forget to bitch about me ok.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love ya!</content>
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    <title>write write write!</title>
    <published>2004-08-19T16:49:12Z</published>
    <updated>2004-08-19T16:49:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">...</content>
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    <title>so ....</title>
    <published>2004-06-22T16:15:54Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-22T16:15:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table bgcolor="#99ffff" border="3" bordercolor="#0033ff" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;font size="+2" style="color: black;"&gt;R&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle" align="left"&gt;&lt;font style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Refreshing&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;font size="+2" style="color: black;"&gt;I&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle" align="left"&gt;&lt;font style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Innocent&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;font size="+2" style="color: black;"&gt;S&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle" align="left"&gt;&lt;font style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Strong&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;font size="+2" style="color: black;"&gt;T&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle" align="left"&gt;&lt;font style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Tasty&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;font size="+2" style="color: black;"&gt;A&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle" align="left"&gt;&lt;font style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Astounding&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center" bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;font size="+2" style="color: black;"&gt;N&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle" align="left"&gt;&lt;font style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Naive&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/acronym/acronym.php"&gt;Name / Username:&lt;input name="name"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Get your name acronym!"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/acronym/acronym.php"&gt;Name Acronym Generator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;From &lt;a href="http://www.go-quiz.com"&gt;Go-Quiz.com&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>yeah</title>
    <published>2004-06-17T17:51:14Z</published>
    <updated>2004-06-17T17:51:14Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;form name="quizform" target="_new" action="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=97" method="post"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" bgcolor="#90BED5" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="083360"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kwiz.biz/showquiz.php?quizid=97" target="_new" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;font style="color : ffffff; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;" color="ffffff"&gt;&lt;b&gt;you are...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;username &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"&gt;&lt;input type="text" name="in0" size="32" maxlength="64" value="ristan"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;you are ...&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#D8F3F3"&gt;&lt;font style="color : #000000; font-family : Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;wondering what the other answers are&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="2" align="center" bgcolor="#083360"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" name="submit" value="Try Your Answers!"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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    <title>hello</title>
    <published>2004-04-18T17:28:54Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-18T17:28:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">here is a start of a new journal. im bored living here. its so hot and i wanna see more bands and i wanna travel!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;enough said.</content>
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